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Water (Ocean) Temps Getting Warmer - www.ezboard.com: "Rev Will Sheephogan
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Re: Water (Ocean) Temps Getting Warmer

150 million years ago or so there was a scientist named 'Albert Rex Dinosaur'. He developed a theory that the 10 billion or so Dinosaur that peopled the Earth in his time would cause global cooling leading to the rapid extinction of all dinosaurs! All would perish with the next generation if farting didn't cease immediately! It was because of the massive flatulence from their species, polluting the atmosphere of the planet that was the cause Rex exclaimed. All were urged to hold their exit closed and eventually blew themselves up with gas!

There was only one Dinosaur that didn't believe him, Rev Will Alligator, he insisted that weather on the planet was just a cyclical thing and all Dino's needed to do was adapt as the earth went through its periodic changes! No one believed Rev Alligator but the 'bird tribe and the tortoise tribe'. The tortoise tribe learned to dig underground and conserve energy and the bird tribe grew feathers to keep warm reducing their size as well to not require as much food energy. They are both quite happy today, living side by side with their fellow mammal friends. Some of which however are starting to remind them of the dinosaurs and their gas.



Empreor Wu, said, 'I asked you to give a discourse , and why do you not begin to speak?Shih, one of emperor 'Wu's' attendants, said, 'The Daishi has finished discoursing.'"